What I do when finals are over and my friends are being a pain in the butt

I've been having a pretty non-epic time since my finals ended because

• All of my friends have gone MIA. Do you wonder how weird it is that during exams, everyone is like 'Wait till exams are over. We'll do so-and so, this-and-that, blah blah' but once you're done with exams for reals, all everyone can think about is sleeping and watching TV.
• I now realize that bullets aren't really appropriate here because the aforementioned reason is the only reason I am not out having a party right now

So because I've been left to my own devices, thanks to my sweet sweet friends (okay FINE, I am giving them a really hard time. It's not entirely their faults if their moms have suddenly gone crazy, or their family planned spontaneous trips. But dyyyyyuuuude, why am I the only one stuck at home?) 

So being stuck at home CAN have a few advantages, as I've learned so far and I am sharing just a few:

1. They make some pretty awesome TV shows. Exhibit A- New Girl- An elementary school teacher has to move in with three guys after her dick of a boyfriend cheats on her. (Not apologizing for the language, the guy is a huge dick.) But everything happens for a reason because they form a pretty awesome dysfunctional family along with her best friend, CeCe. I AM SO ADDICTED TO THIS SHOW RIGHT NOW. Believe me, I've watched two seasons in a week (I started watching in the last week of my finals) I kept adjusting my study schedule as I kept getting more and more addicted with each passing episode. (What? I've done that chapter three times already. It will probably take like twenty minutes of revision. I can watch one more episode....you know the drill.) Exhibit B- Modern Family. The show has it all. High school drama, elementary school drama and a gay couple with a hella cute Chinese baby (Vietnamese, if you please)! What more does a TV series need? I'll tell you. Ty Burrell. Lo and behold! They have him too. The humorous spin on daily life incidents is to die for, and I suggest everyone should watch Modern Family, it has bits for everyone! Of course, weekly dosages of Pretty Little Liars, How I Met Your Mother and The Vampire Diaries manage to keep me pretty occupied too. 
2. READ! Do not say you don't read because dude, that's just another way of saying you're stupid. I am reading A Passage to India by E.M. Forster right now. It's set in the period of British Raj and manages to showcase all the conflicts and prejudices existing between the natives and the colonizers with the help of That Marabar Case. I am still not through it, so I will save all my major opinions till the end, but one thing I have to admit is that I do not like Miss Quested. Girl, trying too hard? She's pretty annoying, more annoying that Lavender Brown in Harry Potter, which is saying something (Seriously, how blind do you have to be to not see those sparks between Hermoine and Ron? Wait, that's beside the point..) I also have a Books-to-read-in-the-break, obviously. The list goes- 

• Looking for Alaska- John Green
• The Queen's Fool- Phillipa Gregory
• Thirteen Reasons Why- Jay Asher
• Are you there God? It's me, Margaret- Judy Blume
• The Indigo Spell- Richelle Mead
• To Kill a Mockingbird- Harper Lee (I know I know, I am embarrassed that I still haven't read it)
• Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs- Chuck Klosterman

Okay I've tried pretty hard to manage both of these bullets (the dots and the numericals) but it refuses to work! I guess Blogger is trying to take revenge on my for my prolonged absence. Well played, but you can also take the high road, you know that right?

Right?

I guess you don't. 

So more random stuff to do can be going to websites like HollywoodLife and Sugarscape. These are websites where people have devoted their entire lives to stalking celebrities and publishing news a certain screaming section of teenagers is sadly really interested in. Now, when I hate it so much, why do I suggest it? Because it's hilarious! The 'BREAKING NEWS' and the comments are so damn funny. How personally people take these things, it's entertaining. Yeah, I've stooped that low in my bubble of boredom. Also, in the process you get to stalk Niall Horan, and really who can say no to that? He's the cutest guy alive on the planet, with that hair and those eyes and that smile and that VOICE!

You can also make a blogger profile and record your worthless interests people aren't remotely interested in, because that can be strangely satisfying! (You see what I did there? That just ruined the whole doing it.)