What would I be without my friends..???

No beating around the bush..A VERY HAPPY FRIENDSHIP'S DAY to all of you, whether I am friends with u or not. Yes, I am beyond elated, but no wishes for enemies..burn in hell, like I always like to think..Except for the fact that u guys just don't.. :(

Account of F Day later, but first of all, I reeaally feel like writing some lines for my BFF's..

Mauli: I know u don't like being adressed as Maulshree, so plain ol' Mauli for u..okay..??? ;) Okay so we are the ideal proofs of cases where people HATE each other, can throttle their throats if they got a chance (Thank god I didn't get a chance..or else my life would be as empty as..as..Mehul's childhood without milk..!!) transforming into bestest buddies, who can throttle the throats of people who come close to the other..!!!!! ;) So today, my dearest sister from other mother, I wanna tell you that I love u a lot..a hell lot and can never imagine life without you..Who would I go to when I feel like getting some air and talking to someone just for the heck of it..?? Who would I call and ask for random things at random times..?? Who would tell me that I am a rude bitch..????? Who, except you and only you, would wanna see my face after I (sometime in the past..NOT NOW) talked like that..??? Who would pull a chair, show me the finger (no, not the middle one) and make me roam around all the time on top of them..??? Although baby, don't ever expect me to do that again..I was a pimp..which I am..not, now..!! :P Who would lemme bash them(its ALL in the past..we hated each other for heaven's sake) and still trust me the most when it comes to the most awful secrets...??? Who else would I talk to as stupidly, carelessly and utterly nonsensically if I didn't have u..?? Who would save me from the incessant boredom in stupid shaadis in the family and circle..???? Who else would I go to when I felt like bitching about someone in the family..???? Who would I go to when I felt like..being with someone with whom the word 'uncomfortable' ceases to exist from the world..Who would I go to when I wanted to be with someone like Lilly for Miley when I felt like "Damn..now THAT'S what BFF's are like.." So basically, my life is and will always be incomplete without u..and even though we say stupid, rude, hateful words to each other, and can't live without insulting each other every second, even though we keep fighting all the time, I love u and there's no one I trust more than u..!!!! No one I am as carefree and evil with as I am with u..!!!!! In short, u are the best, and I can't think of a world where u don't exist..seems like I am saying this stuff to some guy..?? Nayy..its for u, my sweet li'l darling..!!!!!! :D

Varsha: First of all, Thanks to Aunty, for buying you that pencil box with a board and marker, which instantly attracted me to you (in a friendly, greedy sort of way..) Thanks to you for not being a snob and all possessive about your box, or else, we might not have been friends and I dunno what I would do if THAT happened...thanks for being a bitch and fighting with me all the time, so that everytime I realized how important u are to me..which is a helluva lot..!!!!! :) Now some cliched lines..thanks for being there for me, ALL the time..!!!! Thanks for letting me know when I am being a bitch, when I should NOT be rude, when its not right for me to show that attitude..thanks for knowing EVERYTHING about me, and I know even when we drifted apart, u never told a soul..(don't worry..u dun HAVE such saucy secrets for me to tell someone else.. *sigh*) Thanks for telling me I liked a DOG..thanks for telling me my choice sucks (I still repeat, it does NOT)..Thanks for being the sarcastic, bitchy yet really sweet and caring girl that u are... On this day I want to let you know..no one makes me laugh like u do, no one can make me as comfortable as you do, there's no one I can talk to as freely and nonsensically (seriously..we should record when we r talking..what exactly DO we talk about..???) as I can to you..I LOVE YOU, and I KNOW that life would suck without u. I know I would be bored of school forever it wasn't for you..!!!!! I know we'll be BFF's for all our lives..but seriously, I never ever wanna lose you..!!!!! :)

Aarushi: Yeah, yeah, I again omitted the 'didi' My blog..not yours..!!!!! :P Okay u are the ONLY friend I actually literally peed on..!!!!! :D U used to be Aarushi didi, Sushma aunty's daughter who is like this distant seniors in the neighbourhood..soon we became friends...at least people who enjoyed each other's company..I still remember..I was crying and crying and crying because I didn't wanna leave Holy Hearts and join any other school..but then mum told me that Aarushi di's in this school St. Mary's which is all churchlike and cool..and I got this homely feeling and agreed in a second literally..!!!! :) U then became that senior I liked and respected and wanted to be close to (U know that stupid feeling juniors get to be friends with seniors..) But soon, all that intimidation vanished, and u became a real cool senior I used to talk to, and fight with a lot..then we changed schools and drifted apart...I still dun have any idea how we became friends again, but what I do know is that I am really thankful that it happened..!!!!!!! And gradually, accepting inside without even voicing it, we became best friends!!!!!! Whatever feelings I have for you (friendly platonic ones :P) continue to grow..!! On this F Day, I wanna tell u how much u mean to me, and how I lovvee u..!! :) Life gets really boring sometimes with u being in Delhi..but I have grown to get used to it..not something that I like..!!!!!!!! I never wanna lose what we have, and I value your friendship a lot..!!!!! :)

Neha: Yeah yeah, I am gonna add "didi" too..!!! :D Just didn't look nice in the bold subhead u know..!! ;) Soo well..very frankly, I never thought we'd be close to being even friends in the true sense, for as far as I remember (excluding the last two years, of course..!!) U were the senior girl with an attitude, whom I used to hate (I did tell u there was a time I didn't like u..AT ALL..? It's weird to imagine if the situation was still the same..*shudders* Life wouldn't be the same..) U were at a time someone I used to envy, because u were like really really good at Kabaddi, and everyone used to choose u, and I was like..what the hell..she isn't God..!!!!! :P But then, I dun even know how, the equations changed without me ever thinking about me..soon I was like "God why didn't I like her..?? Why weren't we ever friends..??? She is likee me!!!!" Soon it was like.. "We are friends!!!! Never thought of it.." and then gradually it was.. "woah!!!!! Neha di!!!!! I loveee her!!!!" and then suddenly I realized.." She is my best friend...I dun think life can function properly without talking to her anymore...!!!!!" and ever since, my feelings and our bond has only been increasing..and will continue to, forever..!! U are kinda like the big sister I never had..someone I can actually talk to and expect some good advice in result..And u should know, I love u because in some case I "kinda" remember...u played the part of a mediator with grace..!! :P Actually no, thats one of the reasosns I hate u for..!!!!!!!! ;) And I love the 'remember when' talks we sometimes have..I can go down the memory lane with u..!!!!! :D I lovee u and can't afford to lose a friend like u..I am soo glad we didn't remain friends-at-face-enemies-behind-the-back like we used to be..coz life would truly suck in that case..!!!! :(

Kaushiki: I still remember when one day, in 3rd grade..this tiny girl entered our class, in casuals, because she still hadn't bought the uniform..and all any of us could think of her was..what an idiot..look at her..such a show-off yaar..my oh my she is so tiny..!!! I hated her the very second I saw her (I hate myself for it now..I wasted 3 complete years of my life..). The girl was called Kaushiki Saraogi. I can't even begin to imagine how she must have felt.. Then slowly..she joined that stupid "creative" girl's group, our popular girl stayed away from it..so for three complete years..we were classmates (unneeded ones) in the truest sense..and then precisely in the 6th grade, Varsha had to go to someplace for like a whole month. That was 'the' life-changing month!! :) We became friends..really good friends..and within two months we couldn't be without each other..!!!! Ever since, I have loved this girl (in the platonic FRIENDLY way.!! :P)..and still can't be without her..!!!! Thanks for standing by me throught the thicks and thins..thanks for being YOU, 'You' add colors to my life..u complete my rainbow..and I never ever..EVER...wanna lose u..!!!!!!! So on this Friendship's Day, I want u to know that u are the bestest friend I could ever have..and even though u are pakau sometimes, I am used to that..!!!! ;)

Chotti: No, that's not your name..I know..but Akanksha is just way toooo long, and sloths like me don't like such names..even though I know I have a pretty long name myself..!!!!!!!! :P It seems like we have always been best friends..even though I know we haven't...there was a time when I used to hate u..wanted to kick u in the shins and send u writhing to hell..!!!!! But I didn't..thankfully..!!!!!!!!! My world would be really Chotti-less without u..!!!!! We dun meet for days at a time...but I love how we never get a bit uncomfortable..!!!!!!!! It's like we meet everyday..which happens too, but urrgghh, screw these CBSE people who won't let us meet courtesy all these excruciating piles of homework..!!! U are the sarcastic friend that I hate, but still love..u are the one that's honest to the core..always tells me exactly how I look, at least how u think it looks! :P And I really really appreciate all those honest opinions cause I need them..!!!!!! So when u say I look pretty, I actually believe it..(I REMEMBER U SAID THAT...DON'T TRY TO CHANGE IT..AND I HAVE A MIRROR!!!!! :P) We irritate each other, can go on holding a grudge for days, but I love u too much to ever fight for long...!!!!!!! On this F Day, I wanna restate the fact that I can not imagine life without u, Chotti Moti, and I love u a lot!!!!!!!!!! :D (Oh, and just for the record, I hate Anu..!!!!!!!!!!! :P)

All of u guys..hold a really really special place in my life..and there may be days we don't talk, I may piss u off, irritate u till u want me to buzz off..but that's because I love u..and I love irritating u too..!!!!!!!! U guys make my life rock, and I can't afford to be without any of u..!!!!!!!!!!

A VERY HAPPY FRIENDSHIP'S DAY TO MY LOVELY, WEIRD, IMBECILE, INFURIATING, AWESOME, CUTE, HOT, SAAXXYY, DEMENTED, PERVY, UNDERSTANDING, RUDE YET POLITE FRIENDS..!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)