Whyy..????

Okay, thanks God, for dropping quite an authentic hint saying, yeah, I am here. So like I said, my best friend Kaushiki is going to Europe today, and it was sort of an unspoken necessity that I go to school today..and I...didn't...

So what do these irritating school-vaale do..??? They go ahead and and select all the school prefects today, (who are by the way, always selected from IX grade only) without any sort of a prior information..

I mean..what the hell..??? They ought to give us some sort of a prior notice or something, that so-and-so is happening tomorrow..but no, expect something normal and decent from ur school..??? U gotta be kidding yourself..

No, I am not the types who are in love with giving others 'punishments' or making lives hell, or willingly make everybody hate them..no..I am actually the cool monitor types who let you get away with everything, and talk more than the ones they are minding..!!

What's bugging me like hell is I was absent...and I wasn't selected (obviously) and now I won't be able to loiter the school with a firm badge on my collar saying I am a prefect, I am doing some serious work here.

I won't be able to take revenge on all the idiotic students I hate, and make their lives hell..!!!

I won't be able to roam on the school grounds after the dispersal bell rings.

THIS SUCKS..!!!!!!!!!

I know, I KNOW, after a point of time, all this prefect thing will be crap. No one to stop u from loitering or doing anything. But for a while, it WILL be there, and I ll have to listen to those idiots. I don't like it. I don't like anybody telling me what to do. I have always hated the teacher's pet monitors.. and have consequently got my name in all the lists. But I don't care man..!!! Who is some bloody student in the class to tell us to do and what not to do..???

Who are they to tell us when to get inside/outside the class or to tell us when to talk and when to not..???? This seriously sucks..!!!!!!!

Not that the prefects can do any of that stuff..all they have to do is stand in the corridors watching everybody leave, at the dispersal time. But still, I wanna do that..!!!!!!!!!! I wanna be a prefect for some reason even I don't know..!!!!!!!!!!!

I have to admit to myself, the main reason is the taking revenge part..!!! ;)

Anyways I just completed this book called Threads, by Sophie Bennet. That is SOME book..!!!!!!!!! A refreshingly GOOD read, what with reading a stupid book by this Indian author who didn't have (or in his language, I should say didn't HAD) the time to revise his grammatical skills..

The book is all about fashion. F.A.S.H.I.O.N. Seriously! I mean you'll be on, like, a fashion roller-coaster ride..going through a refugee girl called Crow, who on the outside seems eerie, but on the inside is just as special..!!! :) She magically makes the protagonist and her BFF's dreams come true, and the whole process is very intriguing.

U might think she's a fairy or something, but she is just one dyslexic specially talented girl..!!! :)

The protagonist is a die hard fashion maniac, and her dressing sense makes just about everyone's eyes pop up and fall right on the ground, although her family is quite used to it..

Her BFF Jenny lands a role in a Hollywood movie, only to be experimented upon with stupid cherry tomato red dresses, that do NOT compliment her. At all.

Her other BFF Edie is a Harvard aspirant, and is henceforth busy all the time doing work that'll collect points on her CV, and sure as hell succeeds at it..!!!! :)

A very witty and funny book, with no villain or anything, just normal selfish people, normal emotions people go through, normal mistake and blunders we tend to make..nothing out of the ordinary..but yet a very extra-ordinary book that will have u hanging on every word.

I loved the book genuinely..!!!!

Of course, the pretty pink cover with a hawt dress and a cute pink heart somewhere in the middle saying "Girls will love it" has the capability to grab a lot of eyeballs..!!!!!

I suggest, every girl really MUST read it..!!!!!

Now back to my procrastinating ways, I still have to go mug up all these "Raheen ke Dohe" from Hindi. Yes, I am gonna rue taking up Hindi and not French as my third language till the day I die..

And it constitutes quite some marks, not to mention the principal (we lovingly call him Pappu which is what he's gonna be called hereon) and the headmistress Ashu Kalra (she can never really be plain ol' Ashu or the headmistress for me..somewhere in my mind, she has registered as Ashu Kalra so thats what I tend to call her all the time..) will be coming to see how we SING (yes..sing..) the Dohe in front of the whole class. Not to mention our Hindi teacher isn't taking the viva (not that I love him or anything..quite the contrary as a matter of fact). Some guys from CBSE are coming all the way from Delhi (at least thats where I am assuming they are coming from..) to take up the dreaded vivas..!!!

God save me..!! Now that u r dropping hints, might as well help me, please..?? :)

Pray for me everyone..!!!!

Ab mai aap se vida lene ka kasht karoongi (basically I am gonna stop writing now..!! :P)

Ciao!

I am not really sure..

why I am posting two posts one after the other, when I could very well edit the earlier one, but whatever I felt like writing again so there..!! :)

I am seriously gonna promote this blog now..soonish..!!

One thing I don't understand about some authors..Indian ones, especially. How come u are writing a whole book, when u don't so much as know that the second form of verb is NEVER (I repeat, never ever) used with did. It is the most common, and nevertheless most infuriating grammatical blunder. Random people on Facebook, with DP's showcasing a muscle-man with an oh-look-I-am-such-a-dude-altough-we-are-left-sighing-as-to-why-such-horrendous-looking-people-further-spoil-themselves-with-ever-complementing-sunglasses-when-the-backgroud-very-well-shows-they-are-under-a-roof-not-to-mention-those-to-die-for-strands-of-hair-on-their-charismatic-visages, some junior guy (and quite unsurprisingly some seniors too), I can, to some, extent, understand, that they are nescient and imbecile enough not to know about it. But authors, who are releasing a whole book, with words like colossal,agog, etc, basically quite a good vocabulary, are NOT expected (read should very well not be allowed) to make such sickeningly SAD mistakes..

Like I am reading this book, The Equation of My Love and its parameters by Vikram Rana. Cost me a 100 bucks off of a local bookshop, for the record, but its not worth that sum of money even..!!!!

He is like "she didn't knew; what she was saying" I find it almost impossible to restrain the urge to go and kick the guy in the shins. I mean if u can sit with a Thesarus open, to write/type cool words in your book, you could go through some casual grammar to not make such impossibly stupid mistakes, could u not..???

God, I dunno whats wrong with the editors.. For me, its like, some part of my body is itching, and I cant be calm unless I itch it to my satisfaction. Likewise, I can't rest until somehow I can correct that blunder in every copy of the book, which is impossible, so I am left with an itching body part with no one to come to my aid. Gross analogy..??? I know..!! :)

Plus, we are reading the Nazi Worldview, a chapter on the sickest man to ever walk the soil of our mother planet, seeming to think he had all the bloody power, thinking of himself, as I dunno, some messiah of God, when he very well might have been a minion of the king of hell, if there is one, (thankfully and deservingly, though he deserved it long before it actually happened..it being he died) LATE Adolf Hitler. I was close to tears upon hearing how he literally eliminated the Jews, coz he thought they didn't have the right to live as citizens of Germany, they didn't have the right to live with them, they didn't have the right to live at all..!!! Seriously, who the hell are u to decide who has the right to live and who doesn't..?? I so wish he would be magically born again in the 21st century. I could rip him apart from limb to limb I swear. I'd get a concentration camp made, just for that loser, filled with all sorts of poisonous gases, and kick him inside, to die, in the most un-peaceful manner possible, taking days to die, and his life being living hell for all the days he is (un)fortunate enough to live.

God how I hate him.

Such stuff SERIOUSLY makes me ponder, whether someone's watching us from above..are u there God..??? Why isn't poverty eradicated yet..?? Why are terrorist attacks still so sickeningly common in all parts of the world..??? Why do sick uneducated and undeserving politicians rule our India..???? Why were u so quiet when the most inhumane creature was ruling a whole fricking country and giving himself Your status, assuming his right to decide that Jews were 'undesirable'..?? Why are some innocent people born handicapped..?? Why isn't Osama Bin Laden handicapped...better..why isn't he caught and made to suffer inhumanely, which he very well and truly deserves..???? Why do cases like Ruchika Girhotra occur..?? Why do cases like Junko Furata, the girl who faced 44 days of horrendous torture and even after the poor girl died, in present day, the rapists are freely roaming..??? Why did u let 9/11 or any other bomb blasts for that matter, where an innumerable number of people are killed..and why isn't the world in a true sense equal yet..??? Why is a US citizen always in-charge of the World bank..??? Why won't the Indo-Pak fued come to an end already..??? Why is the world gonna end in 2012..?? Why, why WHY can't u drop a hint, that no, I am really up here, watching everyone, and every good deed u do, is gonna reward u some way or the other, and every bad deed is gonna make u suffer, depending upon the intensity of course..!!!

WHY..??????????

Oh my God!

Baby let me love you down..there's so many ways to love ya..got me like O.M.G. I am so in love..oh oh oh oh oh oh oh..oh my god..!!!!!

Oh My Gosh..I am so in love with this song...!! Heard it the first time like two months ago. For some incomprehensible and unbelievable reason, I did not like it..!! I mean seriously..whatever happened to my choice..??

Plus, I am addicted to Push by Enrique Iglesias ft. Lil Wayne!! Saw the Alvin and the Chipmunks version on YouTube today..they are the cutest things ever..!! I haven't seen the movie(s) yet..I sometimes stumble upon them, but never feel like it..Chipmunks movies..not my thing..!! But they sing like..OH MY GOD..!!! ;)

So I am bunking again tomorrow..its like this Saturday ritual or something now..though my BFF Kaushiki IS going, she will be off tomorrow night to Europe..I know..lucky gal u'd think..?? Wrong..!! She was crying, literally sobbing for the same. She'd be missing some major tests and stuff. No, we were never the types to be desolated regarding all this. Thanks to CCE, seems to be the root of all our problems..!! Whatever and however carelessly we went through the years with a firm medical alongside, that is so not gonna work for boards. And the ever-so-thoughtful administration, felt the need to sum up the grades of 9th and 10th together, for the over-all board sheet..!!

I still remember the blissful feeling, which started through shushed hearsay here and there, boards are graded..this real cool CCE is being introduced..which will actually make us wanna make projects, interesting topics..just assessment based on all you do..!!!!! Actions speak louder than words, truer words were never said. Enter CCE in our lives, and transforms it into living hell. Seriously. I don't understand..u wanna go ahead and make our lives miserable, it sure as hell is NOT okay, but u might consider having the decency to at least let us know properly from the initial point and not beating around the bush and twisting and turning the whole thing..???

Losers!!!!!!!

I know I sound like a whiner half the time *all the time when I talk about CCE* but I seriously can NOT help it. Can't wait to grow up. I am still not sure how or when, but am sure gonna do something about this system. But then, its selfishly tempting to think, yes, we r suffering, and the others will suffer too. But I gotta push it aside, and will definitely do something..!!

On the brighter side, I saw Sweet Home Alabama today..!!!!! I am such a sucker for romantic comedies.. :) Okay so first I see this Made of Honor actor in the movie and I am like O.M.G. (Yeah, am gonna continue for quite a while..) he is the cutest ever..(I loved..ADORED him in M.O.H...still do..) but then, Reese makes a trip to Alabama to divorce her husband Jack, and upon seeing him, I melted into a puddle of goo..he was just so..so..so..AWESOMELY FANTASTIC!!!!!!! I fell in love with him right then and there..screw Melanie for even leaving him for a second..why would u..????

Made my day..!! :) :) :) :) :)

Will attach the YouTube link to the Chipmunks version of the Push song..!!!!!! What makes me love the song even more is the fact that it features the handsomest dude, EVER, the Step Up 2 male lead..!!!!! I still can't grasp it, that I abhorred him utterly in She's The Man, and how easily I fell in love with him in The Streets.

The way he looks at the girl initially..the background music..Lil Wayne..and last and the least Enrique. Yeah, I don't really like him..not at all actually..and am in the habit of making fun of him, coz my friend Yashwi is in love with him..as in that authentic vaala serious types..so we make it a point to humiliate him as much as possible. Any sane person would, like they try to do to my Edward. But its a futile attempt, Edward is perfect..!! :)

With that restating of the ever-widely-known fact, I bid you temporary (like a day or two) farewell..(Yup, I am in my muse today..)

Hasta La Vista..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE2-lugHZP4

Happiness, Procrastination and Pity

Before I hit the peddles, just FYI, unlike it sounds or seems, its not some post where I compare these three, although I am pretty sure that would be ONE interesting post..

Yeah, I know, the Title is eccentric..but its the most perfect one I could think of. Because those are the three things I am sort of experiencing right now..!! So first lets talk (write, discuss, whatever) about happiness, coz its obviously the lighter topic (and more non-guilty than procrastination, and a lot lighter than pity..)

So my brother has been in Germany (much to everybody's dismay...even his..coz not a soul speaks the familiar universal English..I wont even mention Hindi...talk about Edward Cullen falling in love..IN LOVE..with Jacob Black..yeah, its that never-gonna-happen-in-the-wildest-of-anyone's-wild-dreams..!!!!!! So finally, after being caged and isolated, he is coming back to apna desh, India..!!!!! :) :) :) So he'll be going to Ahmedabad, which is where his college is, first, which is too bad, coz I am dying to meet him now..!!!!! But just the thought of him finally setting foot in India, talking in Hindi, or even dear ol' Bhojpuri for that matter, lost in a haze of familiar faces who he missed like hell..!! It makes me feel so damned happy that I'll be talking to him on a number in In-dia..!!!! No stupid German number which is impossible to memorize. Seriously, trust me, I've tried..!!!!!

Now comes procrastination..and guilt alongside, free of cost, altough (Dear God, are u listening..??) I would prefer if Twilight merchandise, or Globus kurtis, or Adidas converses, or Nike's for that matter, were available free of cost with it..but well, who listens to me, right..??? I am just an unheard voice squibbing words from my brain to this sweet li'l box who seems to be the only one who is willing to listen to all my rants..!! U know I love u..doncha..??

So the thing is, all I have to do is copy down some silly answers from my BFF's notebook to mine..but I don't feel like it..I've been deferring it for weeks now, and tomorrow being the last date, I am still here, blogging (no, don't be hurt blog, u are way more important..but those are the things which the "society" thinks is important, and we r forced to perform courtesy our parents..) Oh and FYI, I always feel obligated to mention, I am NOT the kinds who complete their work on time and submit it and are ready to throttle someone if it means they'll make an impression on the teacher..its all the damn fault of CCE..!!!! And I dun wanna mess up my X grade boards, and although somewhere deep down I know there are no marks on the copies, and its this fake threat by the teachers so they can have the luxury to check a 1000 notebooks everyday (yup, there's sarcasm) But whatever, I am too much of a, IDK, used-to-getting-good-marks (nayy..I am not boasting..its just that I am used to it..) that I just can't find it in me to NOT do it, unlike my other friends who are so, I dunno how to put it, infuriatingly chilled out it makes me wanna butcher someone for caring so much about this nonsense. But here I am, cribbing about it..!!!! :(

Last, and definitely the least, is pity..some creatures ever to have walked upon our mother earth, are pitiable. Utterly and undeniably pitiable. They go to such heights and tell hilariously imbecile lies, that all u can do is sit back and laugh and pity them..Its seriously sad how they have nothing better to do in life than making other's lives miserable, trying to anyways, and in the process destroying their own mental peace. And in the second case (yup I am pitying two guys right now, both of u, all my best wishes with u..get well soon..!!) I dun even know how to describe how much I am pitying him. Too bad this blogging thing is too overt, although I still haven't told anyone about my blog. I know I know, the idea of blogging itself is letting people read your inner self, voicing your opinions and stuff, but I just, well..I dunno..!!!!!!!! :o

I guess winners dun do different things, they do things differently...!! ;))

Oh, and in case u didn't notice, I am never distracted from what is supposed to be focussed upon...never..!!! :P

So now I am transforming into my reading self..completed Romancing Mr. Bridgerton by Julia Quinn. Both Judith McNaught, my all time favorite romance author and Julia Quinn kinda have the same style. Kinda. But then again, what would u expect when u are reading romances of the medieval era..??? They ought to be sort of similar to each other. But whatever, I LOVED the book. And I loved it especially because the female protagonist in not the stereotypical sickeningly beautiful girl, with blonde and shiny hair (she has brown pretty hair that shines though..!! :P) with the perfect slender and tall frame, with suiters over her head all the time. Nah, Penelope is a wallflower..the one that graces the wall with her presence amidst the lavish floors occupied by all the England socialites. She isn't dancing in the centre, with guys gawking at her, and nor does she wish so. She is extremely witty and intelligent, and quite deservingly, turns slimmer and more attractive as the years pass by. Ultimately, she is a realistic girl who u can relate to, not some divine beauty who u know can never, BE!!!!

All in all, wuite expectantly, I adore Colin Bridgerton and my brain is itching to read the other six parts of the of the series...!!!!!!!!!

Gotta go hit English literature and get it over with. Not to mention the Maths viva..!!!!!! :(

Unyielding these school-vaale are..!!!!!!

Write again soon..!!!!!!!!!!

Eesh, I am using exclamation marks and dots a lot..!!!!!!!!!!!!! (SEE!!!!) :O

How hectic life can be..!!

Now seriously, if you think about it, everyone has a really hectic life. Talk about, well, me..!! I am a 14 year old, in class IX..now u would think all we really need to do is study, eh..??? WRONG..!!!! Thats actually one of the thousand of things we have to do... We have to call back everyone who calls us, because u know, I have learned, every classmate, sometime or the other, comes in handy in some or the other work. Like some nerdy monitor. One pass to go outta the class..!! Now will they give it to u if u are rude to them or do not return their calls..?? Nahh..!! Not a chance..!! So thats just a starter. Then u have to take care of all ur hobbies. I for one cant live without reading till my eyes and brain hurt and tell me to stop..!! After an hour or two when this happens, I do stop..!!! :P So I have these books lined on my study table screaming and shouting octaves higher than ur mum when she is pissed off at you for, umm, not taking out your tiffin box from the school bag..!! Yeah, am a master of weird analogies.!! :)

• Ofcourse I love you..Till I find someone better..: Almost close to finishing it...intriguing title, eh..??
• The equations of my love and its parameters
• That thing between you an me..
• Wherever Nina lies
• The short second life of Bree Tanner (I am a Twi-hard, but even I have to agree, at least the first ten pages that I read, its not as interesting as Bella P.O.V. That MAY have something to do with the teeny-weeny fact that Edward isnt present in more than half of the story..)
• Harry Potter 2 (Yeah..me, a bookworm, a nerd, has still not read Harry Potter, and am seriously very ashamed of it..so I have this friend in my appartment who practically has a library..and has all the seven parts..so I figured..why not..?? I mean its like a sin, if you dont read Harry Potter..!! And I have to say, it is by far the most interesting book I have ever read..!!!)
• Not to mention all the other five parts of Harry Potter too..!!!
• Threads..

Yeah, thats pretty much it for now..!!!

Apart from that, my mum got me to join the gym. Yeah, its cool when u come back and u think to yourself, yup I did something to cut back on the calories today, but its H.A.R.D when u come back and your back aches like hell..!! And I am not even kidding..whenever I feel like shifting to a different position, a little slouching, causes me so much pain..!!!! :( :( :( And no, I am not fat..!! Its just that it wont hurt losing a little more..!! Plus like my mum says, she is taking me to the gym so that I "stay fit"..whatever that's supposed to mean..like I don't stay fit after bunking classes and roaming throughout our school, which is quite SOME area, and standing out/inside the class at least for two periods..!!! I am a scholar, but a cool one, is what I like to put it as..!! :) I am definitely not anorexic..!! And nor do I intend to, unlike my ex-best friend and now an acquaintance Radhika, who's mum and my mum are BFF's (the abbreviation doesn't suit elders na..?? But whatever..they r..)and henceforth we r still connected, and all four of us go to the gym together..!! So its not boring at all..!! But I won't mind if this bloody aching stops right this second..!!! *sigh*

Plus, SCHOOL..!! CCE is eating my head off, eating me off..!!!! (Now if u are a nescient enough that u dunno what the CCE is..well..Google it..!!) So it's like every week u have 100s of tests/MCQs/vivas or some projects due, that u need to prepare for..!! Plus, the evergreen weekly tests that DPS thinks is so necessary..!! (Actually yeah it is..but seriously...whats with the CCE crap dude..??? We already have enough in our heads and hands..and won't mind the shit OFF it..)

And so some serious profs of Hindi from the CBSE are scheduled to hit our school in the first week of August..(I, and not to mention my friends, keep ruing the day we decided to opt Hindi over French, more like I forced them to..I was under the impression that if not anything, we'll at least understand Hindi and write whatever crap comes to our mind..now how was I to know that grade IX Hindi is so damned incomprehensible..??? More than French, which is saying something...!!!) Yeah so we have to prepare stupid doha-s from our Raheem chapter..!! Plus I have the maths weekly test coming up on Monday..!!

Plus I have this blog I feel like attacking with my fingers all the time..!!!

Plus I have Facebook (my boyfriend and my addiction..I have two BF's..Edward and Facebook...I dumped Robert for Edward when after watching Remember Me, I realized that yeah, Rob is hotness personified, and will be my favorite actor forever and ever, but I am basically more in love with my Edward Cullen..!!! Screw you Bella Swan..!!! :P)

Plus I have all my friends I have to talk to all the day, and six BFF's who I have to meet once in two days for existing..!!

Plus all my favorite TV shows that I cant afford to miss..!!

So u tell me..isn't life goddamned HECTIC..???

I really need an angel..I wish I was a vampire..or God..!!!!!

PS In case u haven't noticed, I tend to have unrealistic thoughts when I am helpless..!!!! But being a Piscean, I love imagining stuff..!!!!! :) :) :)

PPS My book Wherever Nina Lies (okay technically Mauli's book..) is screaming out to me, "READ ME READ ME READ ME!!!!!!!!!!!!" So I gotta rush..!!!!

Bunking school tomorrow, will sleep peacefully, that is the most comforting thought in a while..but will have to get up at 6 to go to the gym (just this once...I can NOT get up in the morning everyday..!! I love sleeping more than I love anything..seriously..anything..!!!!)

Ta-da..!!!! :)

The to-die-for Books post

So..like I earlier mentioned..I am a nerd (or what..did I really mention that..?? Whatever..doesnt matter) So basically thats what I am..!! I live to read (now this, I remember I did mention..!!) So expect posts full of book reviews, shitty books, awesome books, books which are BEYOND themselves, et cetera..!!

So here's a list of books u seriously MUST read, I mean u m.u.s.t.!!! Each one with non-Wikipedia details by me..!! :) Personal reader's review..fingers are dying to type..!! Like I just read in this book, You Are Here, by famous 'The Compulsive Confessor' blogger, Meenakshi Meera Reddy..!! She says word clots are like way more hazardous than blood clots..coz blood clots kill slowly for one and for all..but if u dun say what u want to, in some cases dying to say, word clots are formed, which keep haunting u, for I dunno, maybe forever..they come back to haunt u in the scary lonely nights when everyone's sleeping, and keep u wide awake, ruminating throughout the night as to what could have happened/not happened if u had said so-and-so or such-and-such..!!

I added some things, but basically thats what she said..!!

Now if u are looking for some plot, u know some story with a climax and something, anything mysterious..the feeling whats-gonna-happen-now..where's this story going..?? My friend, u need to put the book back on the shelves right now. I mean this second. Right this second. This is SO not what u want..!! It is a plot-less book..!! Its just a mere peek into this 25 years old Arshi girl, who lives an independent life in Delhi, recently broke up with her lying-cheat boyfriend, trying to get a hot guy to like her, cribbing about her job all the time...thats about it..!! Seriously, thats IT..!! I mean the book has nothing else to offer. Her life doesnt settle..there's just a subtle hint that she's going for things she likes. But BAM! The book ends and u are left pondering, or wait, the book isnt as interesting as to keep u pondering for long, that whats gonna happen next..!! Look at the cover, that pretty much sums up the whole story (if thats what you'd like to call it)..!! U pretty much do not need to read the book once u have read the cover..!!

I personally did NOT like the book..!! I mean it is a timepass..u wont really get shit bored..at least I didnt...but in the end when u are done..u are gonna be, like, WHY did I waste my time reading this crap..??? That's what happened to me..!! I didn't like it at all, and it completely disappointed me, almost as much as the cover had me excited..!!! I remember in the beginning, she writes something about how she believes people should only write when they have absolutely have something to say. Seriously, talk about contradiction.

So, like I just re-read I was gonna make this list of the must-read books, so lemme first get to my Top 10 list, before I go on with my rantings, because, trust me or not, they can go on for eternity..!! (And in case u didn't already notice, yeah, I am into exaggerating stuff especially while I am writing..weird much..??)

So here goes The books u MUST read, and if you r haven't read a single book, and nor do u plan to, (I believe everyone is entitled to their opinions) I do not understand HOW u are surviving..!! So much for a list heading..!! *winks*

1. The Twilight Saga: Believe it or not people, once you start reading the the saga, I am pretty sure u r gonna be obsessed with whats gonna happen next. And yes, your prophecy is gonna be wrong almost all the time, because the books are refreshingly unpredictable..!! And yeah, Edward Cullen totally is the epitome of perfectness. He is beauty personified, the embodiment of God (remember how I am in a habit of exaggerating stuff..?? But really, I am exaggerating just an iota over here. Seriously.) So the story's about this shy, introvert, Bella, who doesn't really have friends and is living with her Mom, Renee, who she is really close to, and basically has to act as her mom's mom, most of the time. She is a child of two college sweethearts, which consequently results in her being not so close with Charlie, her dad. But then, one decision by Renee, is the end of life as Bella, her family and an unknown-to-them-as-yet-but-later-to-be-the-most-important-part-of-Bella's-life clan of vampires, as they know it. Okay, I just made the decision sound all significant as if its gonna make u fall out of that chair, or spill that Coke all over yourself. No, nothing like that. She just decides to get married, enter: New husband Phil, and they start travelling, which causes Bella to move in with Charlie. Now, how life completely changes for Bella Swan and Edward Cullen, a vampire belonging to the Cullen family, who like to call themselves vegetarian vampires, what with their strict policy against eating humans, how Bella forms close bonds with the rest of the Cullens Alice, Carlisle, Esme, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie (names in order of closeness, Rosalie being downright hostile) to her forms the rest of the story. How they fall in love, how he saves her from literally all dangers that may ever come her way, how he loves her to death, how he utterly makes u want to dump your flame and slaughter Bella and be with him, how they have to deal with pain-in-the-butt bad vampires James and Victoria forms the rest of the story... The next installment New Moon, is about how far you can go for the love of your life, or in Edward's case, for your life. Its about the incessant love Bella and Edward have for each other, how very miserable and unendurable life can be. When Edward leaves Bella, her life changes again. She undoubtedly knows that she would never be the same again, never be able to love anyone the same way again, or for that matter, love anyone at all. Enter Jacob Black, an up-till-then insignificant distant guy who has an evident crush on Bella. Only, with Edward not around, does Bella realize how easily she can just, be, around Jacob. But FYI, Bella is a magnet for danger, suffers from life-threatening idiocy, so you'll be half surprised when Jacob turns out to be a werewolf, who are, quite ironically, the enemies of the vampires. But Edward and Bella have something unceasing, and how they get back together, how they come face-to-face with the ancient vampires of The Volturi, and how they indirectly fulfill Bella's wish to be one of them and how Bella comes to deal with the fact that fortunately/unfortunately Jacob is a part of her now, forms the rest of the story... The third part Eclipse is all about choosing. Now Bella knows sure as hell who she cannot live without. But is it really just one person she cant live without..?? Can she afford to be without Jacob, her best friend, her knight in shining armor when she was in the most crestfallen, despondent, hopeless situation in her life, or in anybody's life for that matter..?? Will she choose love over friendship or vice-versa. Will she be alive to choose at all with Victoria hunting her to take revenge and settle scores with Edward for killing her mate James in the first installment..???? The fourth and the final installment deals with the fact that whether Edward and Bella (who by the way, is impregnated to the horror and shock of almost everyone, and gives birth to Renesmee, a half-human half-vampire, and in the process finally changes into a vampire herself) will lead a happily-ever-after (quite literally, vampires never die you know..) life or will it be destroyed forever by the nefarious, atrocious devilish hands of The Volturi..?????
2. The Princess Diaries: I can never ever get bored of reading Mia's journals. They are by far the most kickass journals I have ever read in my life. Mia, a clumsy, shy, unsure teenager who is obsessive-compulsive about a lot of things, with an undying love for writing, and a desire to remain invisible forever, finds her life turned upside down when she discovers that she is the only heir the the throne of the ravishing Genovia, and that whether she accepts it or not, she is a princess, and life is never, EVER gonna be the same again..How this complicates life, turns BFF Lily to an enemy and back to being a BFF throughout the diaries, transforms a crush on BFF's older brother Michael to the love of her life, finds her new friends and another BFF Tina Hakim Baba, finally subdues her quest for achieving self-actualization, hags from hell become true friends for life, and ultimately, completely and thoroughly changes Mia Thermopolis finally recognizes who her friends are, what she wants to do, what she wants to be, how she wants to live her life and becomes Princess Amelia Mignoette Thermopolis Renaldi in the true sense, which of course does not mean she bids life in NYC goodbye and goes to Genovia to rule a country, which was shamelessly portrayed in the second installment of the PD movies. I mean seriously guys, if you like the movie, you are gonna abhor it to no end once you finish the book.

Actually those are the only books I absolutely believe people MUST read. I mean they are in some sort of a way obligated to. I love millions of other books, but these are just really really special books, which make u feel special and grateful too..!! (You'll know what the heck grateful is doing here once you are through with the books..)

I am currently reading the House Of Night series..almost through with the sixth part, Tempted and waiting for this bookstore to call me and let me know they got Burned delivered and I'll go snatch the books off the shelves!! I love the books, but PC and Kristen Cast keep on adding so many guys, and I am in love with this Erik guy from the book, who is supposedly the main lead for like most of the parts until Tempted, when Zoey dumps him because he becomes a possessive jerk. Excuse me, but did he not forgive you when u were being a jerk in all the compartments..??? The most important one, at that. Loyalty. Zoey really becomes a ho at one point of time what with Loren Blake. I mean seriously, she needs to get a life. IDK why it is showcased that all the hot guys fall for her, even when they know she has other boyfriends too, but they are just too intensely in love with her to be affected (much) by that. And in retaliation, she is irritated one time, or she is buzzing them off the other time, or she is not in the mood. Seriously, who are u..?? Queen of England. If she wasnt such a hypocrite, I would love the book more. But dont let the comments made above disorientate you from the fact that I do love the books. I mean they are so damned intriguing. It keeps me on my heels on the time. Whats gonna happen now..?? What will she do now..?? Oh my god seriously, what the hell is about to happen..?? Is he really evil..is he really a demon..??? I am in love with the twists and turns. If only she ends up with Erik. I cant help but hate her for being with Stark and Heath..!! I am still not through to see who she ends up with.

*sigh* That always turns me off..!! :(

The M.O.I. Post

Naah...M.O.I. is no abbreviation..its just moi, as in, me..!! :) Of course before I actually start with my idiosyncratic posts, shouldn't I like, write something about myself..?? U know, introduction and stuff..!! Although there's a whole About Me column, lets just say I like talking about myself and I can go on doing that until I am told to stop, or maybe, not even then..!! :D

So anyways, I am an adolescent who lives to read (more like, reads to live)..!! I dunno why but thats the first thing I felt like writing. Which brings me to, I love writing..!! Everyday I write, write, write and write..!! I attempted keeping a journal several times, but miserably failed each time. Poor journals-later-transformed-into-tuition-notebooks..!! *sigh* Yeah, I was motivated by Meg Cabot, with her Princess Diaries, but God knows I love writing like Mia, but I just cant keep a journal, reporting every single detail of my everyday life and quoting dialogs (which I believe is impossible for pretty much everyone..!!) I am addicted to music, and as clichéd as it may sound, I cant live without it..!!

Plus a very important part of my life, is Twilight. I am twobsessed to no end, and if u hate Twilight/Edward Cullen/Robert Pattinson, I hate u..!! But if u hate Bella from the movie/Kristen Stewart, I loovee u..!! I cant imagine my life without incessant thoughts of Edward in one corner of my unconscious mind all the time..!! Plus did I tell u he is my boyfriend..?? Although of course boyfriend is too...I dunno..insignificant a term to describe what we have, but that'll have to do until I am 18, officially an adult, and can get married in a legit procedure..!!!

I just noticed I ve only talked about non-living things..!! :o All of these come second to the Most Important People In My Life, People I Could Break Your Teeth For:

• Mum..I literally cant survive a single hour without her..!!
• Dad and older brother, people I have always, and will continue to, idealize..!! :)
• Mauli, my cousin sister, we are closer than real sisters though..!! Love yaa...
• Munmun, my younger cousin sister, who I always feel protective of, at the same time feel like killing her too..!! :P
• My best friends- Varsha, Chotti, Aarushi di, Neha di, Kaushiki and awesome friends like Yashwi and Pallavi..!! :)
• My cousins: Rujul (the cutest little baby sister ever..Baklola..lovee yaa..) Rangoli di, Mehul, Chunmun, Shardul
• All the rest of my maternal relatives..almost all..!! I am way too family orientated..!! :D

Oh, and other important details..!! I am a IX grader..a student of Delhi Public School Varanasi, which is of course an India-renowned or maybe world (not sure about that) renowned school, but I guess they just ignored the Varanasi branch. Coz even if the building are the lavishest and well..whitest in town, even if the school is considered to be the best et cetera, well, from the inside, from a student's POV, let's just say when people come n ask me if they should apply for the school, I have a hard time saying yes, although being a dipsite, I have to..!! :) But however spoiled we already are, or are made by the school, once u are in DPS, I dun think u can be in any other school..!! :) No other teachers can be such ought-to-be-in-a-museum-how-come-she/he-is-teaching types..and no other administration can be as pretentiously strict as ours..!! I have mixed opinions about my school, and everything else as well, but one thing I am sure of is, that I ll die if I have to leave it, so I guess I do love it..!! :D

I am not cheating on Edward, and nor do I intend to, ever, ever in my life..which means I am single..!! :) Which is probably gonna continue throughout my school life. Dating+In school = Not my thing..!!

I guess thats all about the 'Intro' part..!!

Maybe I can do a little Mia thingie here..at least I can voice my thoughts (okay fine, no voice, but u got the gist of it) and people can read it..!!!

Hasta-la-vista for now..!!